Because every word of Will Smith's "Miami" video is entirely accurate, you need to round up a ton of friends and temporarily take up residence/blast that song in this gorgeous, 13,000 sq-ft waterfront mansion just minutes from South Beach and Downtown (or less if you're on jet skis).
While you'll likely spend next to no time in it, the two-story living room is equipped with floor-to-ceiling windows for ample views of the ocean where you will be spending your time.
Surrounded by more windows, the dining room table has eight chairs, two of which are way better than the others.
Stock the kitchen with local produce to get to cooking on the indoor grill. Or just load that SubZero with beer and pay someone else to cook for you, since you're staying in a freaking mansion.
There are five relatively uncomplicated bedrooms, one of which has this massive canopy bed.
Said bed is just a sliding glass door away from this waterfront pool.
There's also a private dock equipped with a 100ft+ yacht slip, and outdoor dining table, and a few lounges that Will Smith promises will be filled with all women who're "half-dressed, fully equipped".