Two Egg, FL
This is your brain. This is your brain on Florida.
So, Superman didn’t really crash land on Earth; he just escaped from Kentucky?
There’s apparently a person born here every minute.
The Bottle, AL
Ask any bible-thumping, teetotaling Mom in the state: nothing good ever came out of here.
Meat Camp, NC
Where you send your kids for an exciting summer of butchering cows!