Ski boots immediately turn adults into four-year olds
Since you've apparently forgotten how to walk, and the concepts of “left” and “right” might as well be calculus, we’ll go ahead and have a corn dog and tater tots waiting for you in the lodge.
Yes, we are making fun of you
And in case you were wondering: SPORE equals "Stupid people on rental equipment." TFK is a "Tired Fat Kid." If you have to figure out “touron” or “citiot,” well, that term definitely applies to you.
You start to hate the idea of spring
Because once that snow melts, the party is over.