Yes, the City of Roses has mad coffee, but all of the java in Stumptown won't keep you from having to crash at some point. Luckily for you, we cobbled together this comprehensive list of Portland's top lodgings, which includes a century-old elementary school AND a haunted brothel. Boo

Hotel DeLuxe 729 SW 15th Ave; 503.219.2094 Offering a vibe that's more Cary Grant than Carrie Brownstein, Hotel DeLuxe planted its old-school Hollywood feel smack dab in downtown, so you can jump on the streetcar or stumble home from a Timbers game at nearby Jeld-Wen Field, then kick it at one of their two in-house restaurants. Read the full review...
The Jupiter Hotel 800 E Burnside; 503.230.9200 Located on a stretch of East Burnside that's famed for its food carts, bars, breweries, distilleries, and venues, the Jupiter's become a fave for touring rock bands and visiting rowdies because it actually encourages you to party your ass off. Rawr! Read the full review...
The Nines 525 SW Morrison; 877.229.9995 Located smack in the middle of downtown outside Pioneer Courthouse Square (aka "Portland's Living Room") The Nines is like a city unto itself, with art hanging on every wall, two high-end restaurants w/ equally high-end bars, and enough comfy nooks and crannies for you to explore the building all day and not see the same lobby twice. Read the full review...
Kennedy School 5736 NE 33rd Ave; 503.249.3983 Making a bid to be the biggest party school in the Pacific Northwest (suck it, OSU), Kennedy School's a century-old elementary that ditches reading, writing, and 'rithmetic for a sprawling combo of rooms, restobars, concert venues, and on-site breweries. Read the full review...
Ace Hotel 1022 SW Stark St; 503.228.2277 So Portland-hip that you're almost required to wear skinny jeans and a fedora to get in, the Ace is located in a certified-green building smack dab in the middle of downtown, with acclaimed restaurants like Kenny and Zuke's Deli and cocktail masters Clyde Common located right on the bottom floor. Read the full review...
White Eagle 836 N Russell St; 503.335.8900 Harking back to a time in PDX when throwing money at women would actually lead them to sleep with you, White Eagle was built in 1905 as a hotel/brothel before being converted into a boutique hotel and rock venue. Read the full review...
Hotel Monaco 506 SW Washington St; 503.222.0001 Making up for its lack of casinos, F1 racers, and snooty French accents with luxury rooms plopped within walking distance of pretty much every corner of downtown, Hotel Monaco's pet-friendly accommodations come with one of Portland's awesomest upscale happy hours right in the lobby. Read the full review...
Hotel Vintage Plaza 422 SW Broadway; 503.228.1212 A throwback to the old-school hotel experience, Vintage Plaza's where you can fine-dine in an award-winning restaurant, then take in spectacular city views while being pampered by in-room massages or sipping Champers in a hot tub. Read the full review...
Artists' Loft NW 8th Ave; Email for reservations Proof that not all artists are starving, this Artists' Loft on Airbnb is the ultimate bachelor pad, with a crazy view of the skyline, a fully stocked bar, and 1000sqft of space to do with whatever you want. Read the full review...

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1. Hotel deLuxe 729 SW 15th Ave, Portland, OR 97205 (Downtown)

Offering a vibe that's more Cary Grant than Carrie Brownstein, Hotel DeLuxe planted it's old-school Hollywood feel smack dab in downtown, so you can jump on the streetcar or stumble home from a Timbers game at nearby Jeld-Wen Field, then kick it at one of their two in-house restaurants.

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2. Jupiter Hotel 800 E Burnside St, Portland, OR 97214 (Lower Burnside)

Whether you're in town for business, pleasure, or some combination of the two, the Jupiter Hotel is definitely one of PDX's best bets. With a prime location that's minutes from downtown, the convention center, the Pearl District, and the Rose Garden, plus dog-friendly policies and rooms that are chic & modern (flat screens, pop art posters, minimalist furniture), you should just go ahead and book now.

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3. The Nines 525 SW Morrison, Portland, OR 97204 (Downtown)

Located smack in the middle of downtown outside Pioneer Courthouse Square (a.k.a., "Portland's Living Room") The Nines is like a city unto itself, with art hanging on every wall, two high-end restaurants w/ equally high-end bars, and enough comfy nooks and crannies for you to explore the building all day and not see the same lobby twice.

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4. Kennedy School 5736 NE 33rd, Portland, OR 97211 (Concordia)

A former elementary school, Kennedy School has been converted into a swanky hotel that features 57 guest rooms, a restaurant, a movie theater and a brewery. If that last part piqued your interest, you'll be delighted to know that there's a selection of standards and seasonals to rival any non-hotel-based craft breweries in the area.

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5. Ace Hotel 1022 SW Stark St, Portland, OR 97205 (Downtown)

Filled with locally sourced artwork and with each room boasting its own theme, there are about as many options for room types available at the Ace Hotel Portland as there are craft beers made in Portland. Almost.

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6. White Eagle 836 N Russell St, Portland, OR 97227

Established in 1905, The White Eagle Saloon and Hotel blends stories of both fact and fiction from its past and now offers modern day travelers a venue for local-area music. The beds are located right above the venue so keep rocking with the band until they shut the place down, then get your rest.

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7. Hotel Monaco 506 SW Washington St, Portland, OR 97204 (Downtown)

You can make new friends with hotel guests at the complimentary wine and beer tasting from 5-6pm and then continue your evening at the upscale happy hour located in-house. Check out Hotel Monaco and its 221 luxury hotel rooms and suites located in the heart of downtown Portland.

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8. Hotel Vintage Plaza 422 SW Broadway, Portland, OR 97205 (Downtown)

Where most people associate "vintage" in Portland with purchasing dead people's clothes at wholesale prices, Hotel Vintage Plaza is just a throwback to the old-school hotel experience, where you can fine-dine in an award-winning restaurant, then take in spectacular city views while being pampered by in-room massages or sipping Champers in a hot tub.

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9. Artists Loft NW 8th Ave, Portland, OR 97209 (Pearl District)

Proof that all artists aren't starving, this Artists' Loft on Airbnb is the ultimate bachelor pad, with a crazy view of the skyline, a fully stocked bar, and one thousand square feet of space to do with whatever you want. So long as it's not pretend to be Jackson Pollock.

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