Kill: Wild hogs
And no, we don't mean killing John Travolta and Tim Allen. Although...
Hogs are wreaking havoc across the state, so Texas is asking you to retaliate. Apparently, wild hogs are among the most destructive invasive species in the U.S. If you've seen the movie, you'll agree.
Basically, the state allows hunters to go HAM on the swine without pesky rules – shoot 'em from helicopters for all they care, with bows, rifles, whatever, go hog wild, literally. You’ll still need a license, though, since hogs aren't considered game. But lots of ranches allow you to hunt their hogs year-round, for about $1 per pound of murdered meat -- which definitely beats the prices and precision of Oregon Trail's single-pixel shotgun hunting.