Unlimited booze, food, and good times with your bros in Saint Lucia

Rest assured that the worst thing about Windjammer Landing's "Boys Will Be Boys" package is its name, because there isn't anything else not to dig about this epically-boozy dude-yssey from one of St. Lucia's raddest resorts. You and three buds will get a $1259.75 nightly rate for a two-bedroom villa that comes with a private pool, the immediate lazing around of which will be made far easier by the ice-cold bucket of local Piton beer awaiting you upon arrival. In addition to unlimited food & booze, the cost also includes a $150 credit to be used towards these "Jammin' Tours". Bonus: the infinite "we be jammin'" jokes you make with your buddies are totally free! Tour the Chairman’s Reserve Rum Distillery, because the only thing better than free booze is MORE FREE BOOZE. Go for a guided hike on Grand Piton, one of St. Lucia's two volcanic plugs. She be jammin'! Sorry. Or more likely, cast-away for some charter fishing. Unless it rains, in which case, boys will and can be boys, and sit inside all day drinking.