Chat? You sold this as a way to join the Mile High Club!
Baby steps. After the fasten seatbelt light is turned off, you're welcome to move about the cabin, visit the lavatory in tandem, or simply hover over the guy in the aisle seat while sharing a fun-size Snickers with the attractive blond sitting in 22B.
Exactly, what if things get awkward? Won’t meeting someone while stuck on a plane be the worst?
Sure, awkward aisle chats are bound to happen, but hey, the app is what you make of it. Use it to alleviate boredom, find someone to commiserate about watching Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (again), or arrange post-flight drinks and a local guide.
Seriously, what if someone won’t stop bothering me? How do I put the genie back in the bottle?
It’s entirely up to you to respond (or not), and there'll be a block option if someone is super persistent, like this lady.