Flight attendants reportedly told the woman if she didn’t stop shouting, they'd call the police to escort her off the plane. And when she didn't shut up, they did just that.
While waiting for police to arrive on the tarmac, the unruly flier started smoking and even tried to blame another passenger for the smoke. Which was lame, because at that point you might as well go all-in.
The cops arrived 20 minutes later, escorting the errant passenger off the plane, and and charging her with disorderly conduct.
You'd probably trade any of these 20 people for that lady, that's for sure.
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.