Woman caught having sex on Virgin flight definitely not a virgin any more

Drinking too much on a plane can only lead to bad things -- like triggering a terror alert by mistaking the cockpit for the toilet. Or, in the case of a British woman aboard a Virgin Atlantic flight last week, having sex in the bathroom and reportedly abusing the cabin crew when they came to break up her Mile High Club rendezvous.

The Sun reports the intoxicated passenger, who was traveling from London to Las Vegas -- withher parents -- allegedly got it on in the airplane toilet with the man sitting next to her (who clearly was not much of a talker). Passengers within earshot described hearing funny business, with one flyer saying, "They went to the bathroom and people could hear loud noises", before the flight's "cabin crew forced the door open. Then she really kicked off, screaming drunken abuse".

Clearly, this lovelorn lass didn't quite grasp that "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" doesn't apply to international airspace.

For her troubles, the unnamed passenger was then cuffed to her seat for the rest of the flight. On landing, she was questioned at the Las Vegas airport before being released with a warning.

Who knew the walk of shame would extend to the tarmac.

Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.