1. Queen Rania, Jordan
MD: Looking at Queen Rania is like eating hot, buttery pancakes and wearing a Snuggie while dozens of puppies play at your feet and magic leprechauns leap over a rainbow. It doesn’t even make any sense. That’s how hot she is. Not to mention, she's involved in tons of charity work. That’s why her sexy sovereignty reigns supreme over every one else on this list.
GJ: Queen Rania’s the oldest woman on this list, and yet she still out-strips her younger competition. Unfortunately for us, she will never literally outstrip any of them -- she's far too classy for that kinda stuff. She's got 3.6 million Twitter followers and 500,000 IG fans, so clearly, she's pretty popular. But can you imagine an all-royal strip-off? If there's one way to find world peace, that's gotta be it.
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