Going with a significant other
Actually, having a significant other at all and still going on Spring Break is a pretty terrible decision. But do everyone else in Panama City a favor and go separately, so nobody else has to listen to your bickering.
Putting down your credit card at a local bar
Hey there baller, buying bottles of Patron adds up real fast, even if they ARE half what they’d be back home. Also, there’s this thing called identity theft...
It is commendable that you avoided anything that even resembled a carb for two months and may or may not have done a cycle of "the clear," but your Spring-Break body won’t do you much good when you pass out at 1pm on day two and spend the rest of your time in a Jamaican infirmary. You've absolutely got to eat.