Let's face it, if you're going to be crawling, then a single stretch of road is a preferable place to do it -- that's why we've constructed this one-street, straight-line crawl rolling all the way down the two mile-long bar magnet that is Magazine St., and running the full NOLA gamut from dives to cocktail spots to cantinas.
The Magazine Street bar crawl
Stop One: Start off at Juan’s Flying Burrito. Why? Two reasons: First, for their famed margarita, (because everyone knows you should always begin the evening with tequila and never end it). Second: Fuel, ironically, the kind that will keep you from flying anywhere. Drink: Margarita on the rocks.
Stop Two: Now, The Half Moon. No, not a prankster who lacks commitment, THM is actually one of NOLA's finest pubs, and has a solid menu (if you favor a burger over a burrito), and an awesome open courtyard. Drink: Abita Amber on draught.
Stop Three: Moving a mercifully short distance west, hit The Saint Bar and Lounge. Two words: Metal bar. Now two more words: Free karaoke. We now see how these two things intersect, and for the record, we will also see weird movie posters, a kick-ass jukebox, Tiki drinks, and very cheap hooch. Drink: Lots of LA-31 Pale Ale.
Stop Four: Things are getting serious. We now head several blocks west to rendezvous at, er, The Rendezvous Tavern. It's a classic New Orleans dive, and you can’t go wrong with a game of pool, a highball, and its crazily diverse clientele. Drink: Jack and Ginger.
Stop Five: Heading a few blocks down, and half a block up, we come to The Balcony Bar Cafe. It's got a vertigo-inducing, and pretty huge, rooftop hangout. Drink: Cuba Libre, carefully.
Stop Six: A little further west we find The Bulldog, boasting 161 beers, incl. over 50 draughts, and strangely no growlers. Hang out in the courtyard with some friendly dogs (seriously, it's full of them) and watch some sports on the outdoor flatscreen. Drink: Chafunkta Voo Ka Ray IPA.
Stop Seven: The journey west continues with The Bouligny Tavern, and the time has come to class it up with a cocktail. The 'tenders will mix everything from a mean Manhattan to a rad Rob Roy. Also, cougar alert! Drink: Sazerac, obviously.
Stop Eight: Finally, we reach the end of the road, and hit the 24hr drinkery that is The Club Ms. Mae’s, wherein you will find $2 shots, an air hockey table, and a Wall of Shame that you'll end up on if you
go to it at the end of a bar crawl aren't careful. Drink: Like, anything.
1. Juan's Flying Burrito2018 Magazine St, New Orleans
2. Half Moon Bar & Grill1125 Saint Mary St, New Orleans
3. The Saint Bar & Lounge961 Saint Mary St, New Orleans
4. The Rendezvous Tavern3101 Magazine Street, New Orleans
5. The Balcony Bar & Cafe3201 Magazine Street, New Orleans
6. The Bulldog Uptown3236 Magazine St, New Orleans
7. Bouligny Tavern3641 Magazine St, New Orleans
8. The Club Ms Mae's4336 Magazine St, New Orleans
Juan's Flying Burrito serves up Tex-Mex fare with a Creole twist, and there's plenty of Mexican and domestic beer available. If tequila's more your speed, have no fear: it's got more than 15 different varieties available, as well as a selection of top-shelf margaritas.
Half Moon's a NOLA pub with a killer food menu and beer selection, and the outside courtyard features some crazy colorful murals for you to admire while you chow/chug.
This place has a metal bar, cheap drinks and walls that are strewn with stickers, signs and Christmas lights. There's also live music at times, as well as free karaoke and a sweet jukebox.
Just as its name suggests, this old-style tavern is perfect for a rendezvous with friends. Built for beer, billiards, and general imbibers alike, the Rendezvous Tavern is a favorite sports bar among the locals as well as a place for tourists to get a taste of some local flavor.
The Balcony Bar is a late night haven for pizza, calzones, burgers, and wraps. If you over-indulged on spirits at their full bar, they have delivery as well. And oh yeah, there's a balcony that overlooks the iconic Magazine Street where you can undoubtedly watch the bar scene debauchery.
One hundred and sixty one beers, over 50 draughts, AND a courtyard with outdoor flat screens? That's only the beginning. Throw in menu full of creative entrees and a handle of Golden Retrievers, and you got yourself one hell of an evening.
Located right outside the Garden District, this cozy eatery's all about family style serving up delectable small plates like duck confit, steamed clams, and tempura green beans to share and wash down with classic cocktails with cool names like the Upside Down Apple.