At the opposite end of Museum Mile's Rocky Steps, downtown Philly's Four Seasons will soak you in the old school luxury of waterfall views, heated pools, and post-sauna spritzes, whether you just ran like the champ or pulled up in a complimentary town car like a real winner.
Rooms are outfitted with early 18th C. Federalist-style furnishings, plus everything you need to see the sun (picture frame windows, balconies) and It's Always Sunny (HD flatscreens, DVD players)
Exterior rooms offer unparalleled views of Swann Memorial Fountain, while interior rooms look out on a cascading waterfall in the courtyard
A 45ft lap pool's surrounded by tropical plants and's always a comfy 84 degrees
While your girlfriend's doing this, make use of their 1770sqft gym, packed with free weights, ellipticals, and water features like a sauna, a whirlpool, and complimentary Evian spritz
The Fountain Restaurant's filled with so many flowers that its boyfriend must've cheated on it, which leaves room for you to swoop in for over-the-top beefiness like veal brisket ravioli, and venison w/ bread pudding
And it turns out that the real winner is anyone who can afford the 2300sqft Presidential suite, whose opulent bathroom has a marble soaking tub, an adjustable TV, and enough mirrors to show you all the angles before you hit the living room pool table.