Booze Boat

Bluehour/ Saucebox/ Clarklewis owner Bruce Carey's teamed up with Oregon winemaker Sokol Blosser for a debilitatingly baller Mediterranean cruise aboard a five-masted pleasure vessel making a wending journey from Rome to Venice, which offers a three-deposit payment program with the last payment due next January before disembarking in 2012, as long as John Cusack hasn't already blown the world up by then.