Being marked as a tourist comes with serious drawbacks, the most distressing of which is not getting to experience
kinky hotel sex with Angelina Jolie your destination like a local. Hooking you up with Angie a chance to experience Portland like a native, The Jupiter Hotel's Weird Package.
This boutique overnighter with nattily appointed rooms (white modernist furniture, wallpaper ironically arted w/ Marilyn Monroe, forest scenes, etc.), is lacing guests with a package inspired by the PDX's long-running "Keep Portland WEIRD" campaign, which highlights some of its 'hoods least-touristy eccentricities. The basics include a stay in one of the Jupiter's converted travel lodge rooms (complete w/ queen bed, chalkboard doors, enviro-friendly touches, etc.); a free bike rental or a $69 Zipcar credit; and a custom map of 26 insider's tips on kooky spots/things to do, like imbibing a Marilyn Manson-inspired Bloody Mary at Le Bistro Montage, and hitting up the World's Largest Hat Museum, which surprisingly, isn't the better of the two places to find a Dope Hat. Things get awesome via a Portland-appropriate disguise consisting of a mustache, thick-framed glasses, and a vintage flannel sourced from 503-based secondhand shops, plus $10-worth of Voodoo Doughnuts (weirdly wonderful options include bacon maple bars, jelly-filled voodoo dolls, etc.), and discounts at local businesses ranging from PDX Pedicab, to EastBurn Restaurant and Bar, to the classic arcade Ground Kontrol, where the deals are especially Major...Tom.
If that's not enough, the package also includes a Stumptown Adventure BINGO card, allowing you and your friends to turn the exploration of this south-of(-our)-border city's outlandish offerings into a game, which always makes for a Jolie good time.