For an Imperial-approved workout intense enough to prepare a stormtrooper to raid an Ewok village, and build the muscle necessary to impress those fickle-but-oh-so-sexy Twi'leks, check out Hot Lava: a parkour gym boasting 2754sqft of obstacles inspired by everything from traditional gymnastics to American Ninja Warrior.
This stormtrooper shows you how to tackle Austin's new lava-filled obstacle course. And breakdance.
In addition to dudes dressed in stormtrooper costumes (thanks Lucy in Disguise!), the gym's aimed both at novices looking for a workout environment akin to an adult playground and serious athletes training for endurance races like Tough Mudder.
Single workouts are $10 a pop, with discounts for longer-term membership.
Obstacles include a ring forest (keep an eye out for short guys who look like Elijah Wood), a pipe slide, monkeybars, slack lines, and a spring floor, as well as bonuses like American Gladiator pugil sticks, and, of course...
... just like on the planet Mustafar (obviously), a lava pit.
A parkour-style indoor gym/obstacle course where you can test your strength on the rings, practice climbing the nets, or DIE JUST BY TOUCHING THE RED-HOT FLOOR dive into the cushion-y lava pit.