823 KEYPROJECT

A philanthropic bauble hawker on Telegraph Hill's distributing all profits from these handmade vintage skeleton key necklaces as grants for art projects; each brass chain's also adorned with pewter medallions individually numbered up to 823, and after the whole series is sold, the grant's bestowed, leaving some scruffy troubled-soul-in-a-loft with funding, and your shifty girl left holding the key to his art.