Grateful Body

Avoid getting Bath & Body worked over by designing custom skincare products for your lady online, starting with a base, i.e., cleanser (for face/body washes), "aquative" (for skin-firming formulas), or moisturizer (for custom hydration based on skin type), then add optional "Boosters" (each helpfully described in pseudo-not-girl terms) and scents; each is packaged in a bottle & box printed with a custom note and her name, so your inevitable disgusting lotion mashup will be offset by the fact that you've finally realized she's not named Michelle.