Saint Cupcake

Since all women are hypnotized by cupcakes, this Oregon bakery lets you get all custom via its nifty drag 'n' drop creation engine: pick from eight cake bases (Chocolate, Carrot, Vanilla Toffee, etc.), seven frostings (hot fudge, cream cheese, mint buttercream), and 13 sprinkle varieties. At checkout you can opt for a "special occasion decoration" with options including "love you", "just because", and "good luck" -- which is what she'll say, but meaner, if you opt for that.