Certain things in a man's life crop up with chilling regularity: forgetting people's names, regret over not having learned karaté, and perhaps most importantly, the irresistible urge to hit up Las Vegas. So because we practically have to, Thrillist is launching in Sin City
That's right: this January, we're exposing the town Barry Manilow won't leave with a once-a-week, Tuesday-only Thrillist Las Vegas edition -- giving you enough lead-time to book a discount flight for a bender of blackjack/booze/buffets with cream puffs shaped like swans.
Naturally, you'll get the basics: casino expansions, clubs, restaurants, entertainment, events, and retail shops at which to spend all your "winnings". But you'll also get the Vegas Valley's sordid underbelly, from a nightclub best described as "omnisexual"; to an unmarked, (five) family-style Italian restaurant; to bachelor party opportunities so spectacular, they'll give the bachelor post-traumatic stress syndrome
This is a special bonus, automatically delivered to all Thrillist subscribers to help ensure your survival in the Desert. But if you're not interested/are in Gamblers Anonymous, you have six weeks 'til the launch toopt out and never receive an email.
Of course, that'd be crazy, so stick around and revel in the thoroughly researched, scantily-clad glory.
And don't forget to pack your nunchaku.