Quit putting all your stock into the Dow, you're not really sure what that is anyway. Instead ditch the suit and opt for early happy hour at Brew Exchange. Here you can invest in a lager or an IPA if you're feeling hoppy and adventurous. There are over 100 beers to choose from and the prices fluctuate nightly based on supply and demand. So get a jump on it and beat your neighboring imbiber the stout tonight. See, now wasn't that easier than navigating your stock portfolio (whatever that is)?