Biddy Early’s has your back and then some. This zero-frills FiDi landmark is textbook hole-in-the-wall: cramped/dirty bathrooms, beer-soaked floor, and labor union stickers on the walls. (And also a two-man saw.) Suits and scamps alike escape their troubles here with $1.50 PBRs, Keno, and that nudie picture “spot the difference” video game. True Grit Award: it has a working cigarette machine.