Idle Hands Craft Ales


Because Idle Hands are only the devil's plaything when they're not making beer or masturbating, the husband-wife duo behind Everett's craft ales keep the party going Monday night at Atwoods, where they'll be unveiling two styles of their Belgians. Brewed a mere "1.5 barrels at a time" and bottled in growlers/750ml bottles, the first is the Patriarch, a single "patersbier" inspired by the table suds of those frat-tastic Trappist monks, while the second's a medium-bodied 6% ABV pale ale that rocks a hint of grapefruit and is dubbed Pandora, so be warned that if you drink too many you'll no doubt open a box...of Easy Mac, or whatever.