2040 Burgundy St
New Orleans, LA 70116
The John is a toilet-themed bar, a concept that isn't as gross as it sounds. The theme amounts to nothing more than gold-plated toilet seats as chairs, which look strangely normal alongside the small, round tables that line the wall. If you're looking for frills, there's a jukebox, a ping pong table, and plenty of potty humor to go around.