This bar is sort of perfect. First of all it’s right across from the police station because, like, of course it is. Second, if tiki bars are our favorite kind of bar, then our other favorite kind of bars are definitely dive bars, preferably in Chinatown. Hawaii West is the best of both worlds, complete with a pool table, jukebox, cold beer, and totally questionable drinks like a spiked Shirley Temple. You’re welcome.