2012 Campaign Cocktail Menu

Washington DC

Stop listening to debates about contraceptives and start getting liquored up enough to passionately rip them off midway through! That's right, Topaz has just introduced a slew of candidate-inspired cocktails including the Romney Float (Root Organic liqueur, root beer, whipped cream) and the peach liqueur'd Gin-grich & Tonic, who, against all laws of nature, epically debate each other in the video at left.