Roger Ebert once called the movie Armageddon "an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense, and the human desire to be entertained", though hopefully he won't be as harsh about this one night "taco Armageddon" from the Eat Boston dude and Chef Brian Poe, which brings you all the shelled meat action you can handle, presumably while Ben Affleck creepily makes out with Liv Tyler to one of her dad's songs.