Hidden just off Hoxton Square, this cult-inducing church of meat is the kind of place where no one will judge you for scarfing down your food. From the decor—classical architecture and a huge stained glass window covering the ceiling—you can see the restaurant’s name is a play on Christian mission buildings. While the burgers are always delicious, chili cheese fries and monkey fingers (like buffalo wings, but with no bones to get in the way) steal the show from time to time. Feeling competitive? Ask about the fan favorite Triple Chili Challenge -- it’s not for the faint of heart. This Hoxton post is from the vegetarians (kidding, of course) who brought you The MEATwagon, #MEATeasy, MEATliquor and MEATmarket.