The Water Club

PERMANENTLY CLOSED

Miami

Sitting on the Intercoastal Waterway (just north of Haulover inlet and across from Sunny Isle), and boasting room for 50 boats, WC's got a 70-yard deck plus a pool and bar outside, while inside there're sprawling tiers of party-friendly banquettes, water views galore, and a huge mural homaging Lenny Kravitz, Miami Vice, the '70s Dolphins, Scarface, and David Caruso, who may have lil' friends, but they certainly don't include the writers of CSI.