Dick's Kitchen Northwest

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Portland

The crazy diner dudes behind Dick's have brought their exotic-meat burger menu to the Alphabet District to pair it with brand-new, healthy(ish), tastefully named cocktails like the jalapeno-pineapple-infused tequila/ triple sec/ "low glycemic index" Dick's-A-Rita, and cancer-battling turmeric/ digestif papaya/ tequila number known as Dick's Elixir, apparently proving that it's ok to make Dick jokes if you're fighting cancer.