Poseidon Seafood Bar and Grill

Portland

PERMANENTLY CLOSED

Boldly deciding to open a straight-ahead seafood spot in what was formerly a no bueno strip joint, Poseidon's scrubbed away the skankiness, un-blacked the windows, and discovered snazzy hardwood floors to provide a fine atmosphere in which to take down a robust menu of surf (you-pick lobsters from live tanks; sweet vermouth-braised halibut), and serious turf like a 4hr slow-cooked prime rib, even though most of Optimus’ interior was made of cheap plastic and tiny little screws.

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