CRASH at Long-Sharp Curis Gallery

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Graffiti: sexy, hip. You: neither of those things, which's exactly why you need to arm yourself with facts to drop on female companions about John "CRASH" Matos, the NYC graf forefather whose "Misdemeanors to Masterpieces" exhibit opening Friday will feature 17 spray-painted canvases, because the building's doors apparently weren't wide enough to fit subway cars and entire other buildings. What you should say in between trips to the open bar:

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CRASH at Long-Sharp Curis Gallery

Graffiti: sexy, hip. You: neither of those things, which's exactly why you need to arm yourself with facts to drop on female companions about John "CRASH" Matos, the NYC graf forefather whose "Misdemeanors to Masterpieces" exhibit opening Friday will feature 17 spray-painted canvases, because the building's doors apparently weren't wide enough to fit subway cars and entire other buildings. What you should say in between trips to the open bar: