569 Monroe St
Detroit, MI 48226
Greektown’s rendition of Wahlburgers, the upscale burger joint from bros Mark, Donnie, and Paul, slings all-natural beef burgers, hot dogs, and (sometimes alcoholic!) frappes, like the Fluffanuttahh, with vanilla ice cream, marshmallow vodka, crème de banana, and peanut butter. Of course, for the health-conscious, there is a selection of “fresh to order” salads, and while the options are pretty standard, the essence of Wahlburg-ness is palpable with every lettucey bite. The space boasts signature lime green metal stools and chairs, a well-stocked bar, enclosed patio, flat screens, and more Wahlberg memorabilia per square inch than your 7th-grade GF's bedroom. If you’re feeling particularly touristy, you can even buy some Wahlburg souvenirs.