"Where can sophisticated universal hitchhikers get a decent martini in this sector of the galaxy?" Moreover, where can gigantic nerds hang out without getting wedgies? The answer to both, clearly, is Intergalactic Speakeasy, a warehouse party where the secret password "Blind Pig" (whoops!) will gain you access to a "Milky Way Cabaret show" w/ burlesque/ magic/ jazz/ fire eating, "swinging" beats from multiple DJs, and revelers in flapper dresses, vests, zoot suits, and fedoras "all tied together with something from the future!".