Miss Oyster Fest Pageant

San Diego

In preparation for the awesomely 21-and-over Oyster Fest on June 16th, 11 aesthetically pleasing lady people repping different bars/ companies/ branches of the armed forces will compete to be the belle of the... bivalve mollusk ball by facing off in an oyster trivia contest, current events quiz, and "hidden-talent" off. The first round will be held tonight at Bootlegger, and since you're already probably wondering what their talents are, we extrapolated their skills from the contestants' actual names.

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