Own The Porto Vista Hotel

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San Diego

Little Italy's boutique, vintage Italian art-lined Porto Vista's selling itself to the highest bidder for the 24 hours surrounding New Years -- seriously, it's up on Ebay right now, ready to house your pals in its 189 recently-renovated rooms & VIP suites, with the entire staff "catering to the every need" of your closest 300 pals, which if they're anything like the 300, will be really glad there's a gym.