Tacky Sweaters
Philadelphia
$$$$
Ensure that no one will be dressed worse than you with Sazz's new slew of tacky holiday sweaters, from one with giant sequined candy and peppermint swirl buttons, to a bright red jawn decked with a poinsettia wreath, teddy bears, and a pair of bells, although you'll need to drink a lot more of them than that to work up the nerve to wear this in public.