At this point, declaring your distaste for Valentine’s Day is as hackneyed and tired as labeling Apple enthusiasts as “fanboys” or expressing your love of Fight Club. We get it—it’s not a real holiday, but your girlfriend’s going to be pissed if you take out your apathy on her.
Valentine's Day gift guides are bad news—picking something obvious off a list will surely make you single. So we're going to help you in a different way. Here are 14 things you shouldn't get your girlfriend. You're welcome.