16. Underwear beneath that kilt? You're fined two beers.
Scots Law is like Scout's Honor: a strange mix of legitimate principles, outdated traditions, and matching outfits. Technically, it's a blend of civil law and common law, which means there are still some regulations on the books that are probably not enforced. At least, we hope not.
Case in point: There's a law that says a Scotsman wearing underwear beneath his kilt will be fined two beers. Wonder if they had police checkpoints to make sure everyone was complying?
17. It is against the law to crush a can of beer between your breasts
Ever since there have been beer cans, there have been drunk people finding innovative ways to crush them. One Australian woman made this practice cool for the first time in human history when she crushed a can with her breasts.
And was promptly fined for doing so. Because that kind of power is too much for one person, apparently.
Joe Oliveto is a staff writer for Supercompressor and now kind of thinks a global crime spree would be fun and easy. Follow him on Twitter.
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