7. Get Up There And Do It
Have a fear of flying? Take the longest flight possible. Scared of spiders? Take a bath full of arachnids. Hate crowds? Go onstage and air your grievances for all to hear. Pending you’ve followed the last five rules, this one should be easy. Be a hero, jump on a desk, give orders, be a boss. Profit.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is a firm believer in weird handshakes. If you follow him on Twitter, he will send you a check for $40. No questions asked: @CandyandPizza