Sure, there’s the occasional hangover and less-occasional sex-fueled-text marathon to Tinder matches, but every protagonist has its foibles. Perhaps, that’s the final thought I’ll leave you with: There are many, many sides to those you love. A famous ogre once told me that a person is like an onion, full of layers and delicious atop a salad.
You can’t always expect to find the Jenny to your Forrest in one night, but what’s the rush? So, never say never, people. My relationship took years to incubate, and I appreciate the journey. Like Gandhi would have said if he had a chance, “Love takes time, patience, practice and a dash of vermouth.” Hear that, kids? You should literally drown your significant other in vermouth.