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I didn’t want to go to school no more, so I’d just play hooky at the pigeon coop.
The only thing I ever did was fight, go to the gym, train, watch fight movies, jerk off.
Usually I was in strip clubs and brothels, begging for free sex, so I wanted some money. I was out of my mind at that time.
Man, all my friends are dead now. Got in trouble, got locked up, died of AIDS.
I was in Cleveland one day and Don King got nervous and called the sheriff and they took all my guns.