Archer is back for another round of Bloody Mary-soaked RAAAAMPAGE—starting Thursday, January 8 at 10pm on FX. Just try to hide the sound of your giant, throbbing erection while reading these delicious quips from Sterling himself.
Not since Homer Simpson has a two-dimensional cartoon man been so quotable. Archer does to spies what James Bond did to...also spies—but with way more senseless murder, heavy drinking, and womanizing. Actually it may be around the same amount.
Whether he's teaching us how to poach a GOD DAMN! egg or trying to show Lana exactly where the danger zone is, Sterling Archer is full of insight, ever-lasting wisdom, and vodka.
This Tiny Kitchen Gadget Turns Radishes Into 'Super Mario' Mushrooms