1. Axe Body Spray
Axe was the crème de la crème. It was the crème de la crème de la la la de la crème. The icing on the cake, the middle of an Oreo, the leftover milk in a bowl of Cocoa Puffs. You never just sprayed yourself with Axe, you drenched yourself in it. It was perfect for hot dates, the mall, a lazy Sunday—as well as a post-shower pick-me-up. Hell, you could use Axe in place of a shower.
It was an alternative to laundry and a best friend, an older brother, liquid gold...not to be confused with regular gold. If you were in high school when this stuff came out, it simply made contact with your skin. Know why less people use it nowadays? Too many reported deaths from drowning in p*ssy.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and his favorite Axe scent is Kilo. WAS Kilo. Gotta go.