Open your champagne with this badass saber

Kaufmann Mercantile's Italian Stainless Steel Champagne Knife slices the sh*t out of your bottle with a six-inch upswept German steel blade to get the bubbly from the bottle to your glass ASAP. The third-party manufacturers, a small family-run company, has been in the knife game since 1912, which is 102 years of serious knowledge in your hands. Literally.