With a small, yet totally chill, 0.3% of Cannabis combined with gentle amino acid-based cleansing agents, Malin + Goetz Cannabis Hand + Body Wash is likely the closest you'll ever get to drowning yourself in sweet, sweet Mary Jane. The non-drying foaming cleanser synthesizes warm Cannabis oil and leaves you fresh and sparkly clean, without any residue or lingering pot odor. Smelling nice is one thing, but reeking like Snoop Dogg's thumb and forefinger on any given day might raise some eyebrows — unless you're in close quarters with the guy. But seriously, you could probably cut off a lock of Snoop's hair, light it up, and get a nasty-special buzz going.
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