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Boner-Blocking Boxers Finally Tame The Beast

You're sitting at work, minding your own business, probably daydreaming about lunch. Next thing you know, you've got a fully-formed rager dominating your crotchal region and your boss is motioning for you to step into her office. Uh-oh. Too bad you didn't roll out of bed and throw on your trusty pair of Bloxers—the only undergarment studly enough to tame your beast. 

Bloxers are designed with your discretion and comfort as their number one priority. When excitement strikes, just, ahem, rearrange yourself so that the problem area slides into the hypoallergenic stretch fabric "Deflector Shield" sewn along the inseam. They've even got multiple models depending on how you swing: Righty, Lefty, or Switch-Hitter.  

Head here to support Bloxers in their IndieGoGo campaign to fight the good fight against insidious, unwanted public erections. A $20 contribution gets you your first pair, set to ship in September.


Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. He stands in support of the struggle men everywhere face every day.

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