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Buy Your Girlfriend Glow-In-The-Dark Space Underwear

There are more reasons to buy your girlfriend Glow in the Dark Solar System Underwear than there are not. First of all, space is awesome and has been for literally billions of years. Secondly, they glow in the dark, so you'll always be able to locate her glorious butt in the event of a blackout. Third, these undies are 92% organic cotton and fit all sizes ranging from extra-small to extra-large.

Did we mention that they glow in the friggin' dark?!

Each design is hand-drawn by a local Oregon artist and pays homage to those awesome galaxies, shooting stars, and planets you'd plaster on your ceilings and walls as a kid—you know, the ones that would never come off no matter how hard you tried. 

The Etsy shop responsible for these gems also sells leggings, t-shirts, tank tops, and briefs for dudes. We'd recommend staying away from the briefs, because all guys know that there's nothing worse for a surprise erection than a neon-green asteroid circumventing the tip. 


Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and doesn't need a shooting star to accent his trash.