Buy Your Girlfriend This Wine Purse; Profit
From what we've seen on TV and read in books, we can surmise that women enjoy carrying things in purses. What's inside said purses is still a complete mystery to all men. Wine, on the other hand, is a drink all people—regardless of chromosomal differences—can understand and enjoy. Thus, we have to assume your girlfriend/wife/Tinder match will love these Wine Handbags.
The Sex and the City vibes run rampant with these bougie designer-style bags. Except, instead of being chock full of miscellaneous feminine accessories and hard candy, this particular bag is filled with a delicious and fruity 12% ABV Chardonnay with hints of apple, citrus, pineapple, and vanilla.
A 13% ABV Cabernet Sauvignon fills this bag to the absolute brim with good times and fuzzy memories. Each one is made from sturdy, high-gloss cardboard and fits about a bottle-and-a-half of wine, which flows through a built-in spigot. Get on the ball, guys; buy this for your significant other and reap the benefits. Reap 'em real good!
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and almost always wants pizza.