Camera Lens Shot Glasses
Well, your photography skills definitely won't improve with these Camera Lens Shot Glasses, but you can certainly drive home that you really care about stuff like white-balancing and shutter speeds as you pound shots of Jack into your talk-box. These shot glasses are made from opaque glass and are close enough to real 35-millimeter camera lenses (especially if you're intoxicated). But you damn kids don't know much about that sort of thing... what with all your phone selfies and Instagrammin' and whatnot.
Like this gigantic disembodied hand suggests, you can also fill your camera lens shot glass with non-alcoholic liquids like espresso... or fruit juice. Hey, that's cool too. People do that. Or, at least, someone did... once.
Jeremy Glass is an American entrepreneur, marketer, and inventor, who was the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of Apple Inc.